Wanted, one House MILF! Student Craigslist ad causes soliciting investigation

There have been some questionable adverts posted on Craigslist in the not so distant past — think human babies (yes, really), two dozen goats charmingly described as “little bastards” by their hapless owner, and one ‘magical horse’, complete with eyes that shine like “the brightest of jutiers (sic) moons.”

Now we have another to add to this interesting list — and of course it has come courtesy of a bunch of university students.

Get in line ladies, because ten “fun and clean” male students from the University of Vermont are on the hunt for a ‘house milf’.

The lucky lady, who is required to have adequate cooking skills and be over 25 (is it just us or is this inexplicably young for a MILF?), would be required to “come by every week for a meal and some play time” and then engage in “some hot sex with a number of fit 20 somethings.”

Good lord, doesn’t that sound tempting?! Maybe more so when it’s pointed out that she even gets to choose which of the lotharios she gets to do the nasty with!

The full text of the ad read:

“We are a house of 10 men who are all seniors at UVM and are looking for an attractive older woman to come and cook for us every few days. In exchange she gets her pick of the men of the house to have.

Requirements aren’t lengthy; be a woman older than 25 who can cook and would like to enjoy some hot sex with a number of fit 20 somethings. Hopefully you can come by every week for a meal or some playtime. Obviously we can work to accommodate your schedule. ;)

We are located in Burlington, are a fun and clean group of guys, and are all 21+

put “house milf as the subject line so i know who’s real

Hope to hear from you soon ladies.”

Clearly, this is the job ad of the year. If you’re successful you’ll even be able to work flexitime!

We also particularly enjoyed the creepy little winking smiley.

Unfortunately the ad has now been removed.

We have no information on whether the boys received any response to their offer from required MILF — although they are now being investigated by university police for solicitation, which can hardly be the outcome they were hoping for. Shame.

Originally published in 2013 at https://www.thenationalstudent.com.