10 Easter Bunnies that will make you glad you don’t have to believe in anything anymore
Weird shit happens when you type the words “Easter bunny” into a stock image account.
Like, the bunny holding a bomb. Or, the large pink lady wearing questionable bunny ears.
These examples of straight-up chocolate-based lupine weirdness have nothing on that prophetic Donnie Darko monster.
Is this where childhood nightmares come from?
Probably.
Happy Easter.
This Easter Bunny, who is force-feeding a child chocolate.
This Easter Bunny, who is just dark in every way possible.
(If you look closely, there’s a baby buried in this picture. Oh, and they’re both about to be eaten by a snake.)
Scared yet?
TERRIFIED.
JESUS CHRIST.
Stop trying to give me chocolate, you pervert.
Why is this Easter Bunny so high?
This Easter Bunny is in fact a Peeping Tom.
Oh wait, it gets better — he’s replaced his binoculars with a BOMB.
The Easter Bunny Human (again), who for some reason now has “sample text.”
Why so sinister?
Because we don’t have faces anymore.
Goodbye.
